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There’s nothing like making a trip to your mother in-law’s and seeing a picture hung up of your husband and his EX-WIFE.
In other news, I hope all the moms are having a great Mother’s Day. I am.
It makes it very difficult to be polite to someone you already don’t get on with. when literally every conversation you have with them you are cut off mid fucking sentence. If you are not interested in anything I have to say, why bother speaking to me? ahh well, seven weeks. seven weeks.
Relevant. Selfish, assholish people.
When I was 18, I was 1 of 2 girls invited to a friends bachelor party. I thought I was hot shit. The guys decided to play ‘Circle of Death’, with beer, of course. I decided to play with shots of Everclear and Goldschlager because a. I hate beer (shocking, I know) and b. I was hot shit (see above). Long story short, 7 shots of each and some Jungle Juice too, I lost my ass.
I was carried downstairs and driven home where I proceeded to hurl my guts up in the dark in my bathroom. My friend’s husband came in to help, hold my hair and all that jazz. When he flipped on the light, I looked down at the toilet and saw a whole lot of red. I started freaking out. I thought I was throwing up blood and had alcohol poisoning. Well, I was half right. I did have alcohol poisoning, but it wasn’t blood I was upchucking. It was the jungle juice. For the record, I’ve never drank Goldschlager or Everclear EVER AGAIN. Ahhh…good times.